NOTE ABOUT REAL SUSHI: I absolutely don’t want to discourage you from trying to make *real* raw fish sushi at home, especially if you have some kind of sushi wizard in your life to hold your hand and tell you it’s okay as you cut off those little buttery pieces of a raw tuna steak and put them directly in your mouth. ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!!! I know, right? There is no food experience like it, and even the squeamy part of putting the raw fish in your mouth is (I promise you) DIVINELY DELICIOUS and will absolutely make you question the meaning of life.
But in the end, since practicality remains our close companion for weeknight dinners, we ultimately embrace the fake-out sushi bowls zone. We fry up some tofu, we toss it all in bowls with our favorite sushi friends, and we call these things AMAZING DYNAMITE PLANT POWER SUSHI BOWLS.